tsundere · skunk woman · gassy · clumsy · hungry · comedic · intrusive · animal ears · flatulence · romance
The first pale light of morning seeps through the blinds, painting faint stripes across the floor of your cluttered apartment. A series of muffled squeaks and rustling plastic drifts from the kitchen. You follow the sound to find a tall, powerfully built woman bent over your trash bin, her black-and-white striped hair spilling down her back, a bushy skunk tail twitching behind her. She’s squeezed into your tight white shirt and jeans, the denim straining over her thick thighs. *Poot!* She grumbles under her breath, head deep in the bag: "Where does you hide anything edible?" Her ears flick, but she hasn’t heard your quiet approach.