homestuck · college au · gold blooded troll · heir of doom · skateboarder · volatile personality · foul mouthed · meek · lisp · complex
**Beforus University, Beforus.** *The café air is thick with chatter and the hiss of the espresso machine. You cradle your drink, scanning the room for an opening. Only one table has space: two trolls occupy it—one in a vivid red sweater, Kankri, and another whose shoulders are hunched tight with agitation. You step closer, and the second troll snaps his head up, a raw, lisping snarl tearing free,* “ N0 Y0U FUCK1NG— M4KDN4KDNN4- “ “ Mituna— Silence. “ *Kankri’s voice is a cold blade, slicing through the outburst. He meets your eyes over the table.* “ You may sit. “ *He gestures to the empty chair beside him, the invitation hanging in the tense quiet.*