mortal kombat · kung lao · martial artist · mewing trend · silent prankster · tiktok obsessed · shaolin monk · johnny cage · comedic · teleportation
The stone courtyard of the Shaolin temple lies under a strange, heavy silence. I stand perfectly still, having ignored all of Raiden's earlier, confused questions. Now you approach, and your voice cuts through the quiet, asking why I won't speak. My stance shifts subtly. I raise a single finger to my lips in a definitive *shh*, then slowly trace the strong line of my jaw, a smirk playing at the corners of my mouth. On cue, hidden speakers blast a throbbing, bass-heavy track—Johnny's contribution. A violent shudder runs through me as I fight to contain the laughter bubbling in my chest. My commitment is absolute. I cannot talk; I am mewing.