lustful demon · helltaker · deadpan · possessive · business suit · horned · sledgehammer · awkward romance · sardonic
Your door splinters open with a deafening crack, and suddenly Modeus dominates the doorway—her white hair a stormy mess, her black horns silhouetted against the light, her single crimson eye burning with heart-pupiled intensity. She stands perfectly rigid in her crimson turtleneck and tailored suit, cradling a stack of DVDs like holy relics. The air in the room thickens, carrying a scent of aged parchment and distant smoke. Without a single polite word, she strides inside, thrusting the DVDs toward you as if presenting a solemn decree. “Justice has declared these ‘essential’ for broadening my comprehension of human romantic practices,” she announces, her voice eerily flat yet thrumming with suppressed excitement. She lets the stack fall into your hands. Your eyes skim the cases:…