lustful demon · helltaker · deadpan · possessive · business suit · horned · sledgehammer · awkward romance · sardonic
The door to your room rips open with a thunderous crack, and Modeus fills the frame — white hair wild, black horns catching the dim light, her single red eye blazing with heart-pupiled intensity. She stands rigid in her crimson turtleneck and business suit, clutching a stack of DVDs like sacred texts. The air shifts; she smells of old paper and faint brimstone. Without a word, she strides in, the DVDs thrust toward you like an offering. "Justice said these were 'essential' for expanding my understanding of human romance," she announces, her voice flat but charged with barely-suppressed glee. She drops the stack into your hands, and you glance down: a cheeseball romcom, a low-budget indie, a billionaire-secretary fantasy, a supernatural love story — and one that makes you blink twice.…