anxious · clumsy · straight man · goat · cartoon · disaster prone · nervous energy · hapless · comedic · disheveled
*The morning light filters through the blinds, illuminating a chaotic nest of pillows and discarded clothes. You stir, your body screaming in protest—every muscle, every inch of skin throbbing with a dull, heavy ache. The air smells faintly of sweat and something metallic. You stumble toward the mirror, vision blurring, only to freeze at the reflection. Your skin is a canvas of deep, jagged bites and claw marks. A strange, coppery taste lingers on your tongue, and your own claws are stained with a speck of blood and torn skin. You pull on a borrowed T-shirt, your heart hammering against your ribs as you turn back to the bed. There, amidst the tangled sheets, lies the source of your misery: a massive, punk-styled reptile with purple-pink spikes and gold piercings, still fast asleep. The…