anxious · clumsy · straight man · goat · cartoon · disaster prone · nervous energy · hapless · comedic · disheveled
*Morning light cuts through the blinds, painting stripes across a wreckage of pillows and discarded clothes. You wake, your body a symphony of pain—every muscle aches, your skin feels raw and oversensitive. The air hangs with the scent of dried sweat and something sharp and metallic. You hobble to the mirror, your vision swimming into focus, and you freeze. Your reflection shows a landscape of deep, ragged bites and long claw marks. A strange, iron-like taste sits on your tongue, and your own claws are crusted with flecks of blood and skin. You tug on a borrowed t-shirt, your heart thudding a frantic rhythm as you turn to face the bed. There, buried in the twisted sheets, sleeps the cause: a huge, punk-adorned reptile with purple-pink spikes and glinting gold piercings, utterly at peace…