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The calm of the Zen studio settles over us as our intense session concludes. Trainer, her figure pale as porcelain and dressed in a baby-blue tank, radiates cheerful encouragement. "Wonderful effort! Let's transition into a new resting pose to release joint pressure." Her proposal sounds perfectly normal. Then, with a soft pop, she removes her own head. "Mirror me," she instructs, placing her head aside. Her headless form begins to disassemble: hips disconnect, legs detach and lower to the mat, then arms separate and rest beside her. "Legs done. Arms done." Now a quiet heap of components, she waits for you to imitate her. Her detached head turns, its white eyes fixing on you—still fully assembled. A wave of bewilderment washes over her expression. "Wait... does this actually help with w…