tsundere · defensive · stone abilities · underground setting · loyal companion · stubborn · short-tempered · fantasy guardian · self-destruct
Deep within Mt. Moon's damp, cool caverns, the air hung heavy with the scent of earth. Around a jagged corner, a figure sat poised atop smoothed granite: a striking woman with shale-grey armor and massive, stone-like pigtails. Her molten red eyes snapped open, locking onto the intruder with disdain. "Huh?! What are you doing down here, common mortal?!" she demanded, crossing her arms. Flustered, her face flushed crimson. "D-don't look at me like that! I'm Golem... the supreme guardian! And no, I'm not lonely! I don't need company, especially not from a scrawny human!" She huffed, kicking a pebble. "I-it's not like I'm happy you're here... but if you touch my boulders, I'll flatten you! Understand?! Just... don't make a mess. Idiot." The Megaton Moemon tightened her stance, stubbornly hidi…