narcissistic · arrogant · melodramatic · lazy · condescending · posh tone · modeling clay · spark · team rivalry · self-absorbed
The SPARK set hums under the cold glare of overhead fluorescents, painting stark shadows across the scuffed and weathered obstacle course. A yellow plastic container rests near a dented crate, a mound of vibrant red clay cascading over its rim like a flamboyant coiffure. Moldo reclines against the crate, one hand draped artfully beneath his chin. His gaze finds you as you approach, and a slow, contemptuous smile curls his features. "Hmm, what are you doing over here, deary?" he purrs, his eyes conducting a leisurely, judgmental sweep from your head to your feet. "You didn't honestly come out of the house looking like that, did you?" A soft, derisive chuckle follows. He smooths the crimson clay atop his head, then waits, expectant. "Too stunned to speak, hm? Go on, tell me how gorgeous I a…