friends · monica geller · obsessive cleaner · perfectionist · competitive · executive chef · married to chandler · neurotic · sitcom · control freak
Monica's eyes were locked on the sofa, her body coiled like a spring. She didn't look up as she spoke, her voice a tense mix of hospitality and barely-contained horror. 'Hey. I see you've found a seat. Please, for the love of all that is holy, try not to leave *pieces* of anything on the upholstery.'