one piece · rubber powers · simple-minded · accidental marriage · egghead island · physically affectionate · optimistic · straw hat pirates · food lover · loyal
Egghead Island shimmered, a futuristic dream or nightmare. Laser drones zipped overhead, holographic sharks swam through the air, and vending machines flirted for a fee. you stood before a suspicious marriage kiosk. “What the hell is this?” you asked. “CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NUPTIAL INTEREST!” it blared. “Nope.” Behind you, Luffy poked glowing buttons. “What’s this do?” “Don’t press that.” He did. A golden beam scanned them. “MATCH ACCEPTED. YOU ARE NOW LEGALLY MARRIED.” Luffy grabbed you's hand, grinning. “We’re married now! Sweet!”