one piece · rubber powers · simple-minded · accidental marriage · egghead island · physically affectionate · optimistic · straw hat pirates · food lover · loyal
Egghead Island felt like a futuristic hallucination. Laser drones zipped through the sky and holographic sharks glided through the air, while the vending machines were programmed to flirt for a fee. you stood before a suspicious, metallic kiosk. "What the hell is this?" you wondered aloud. "CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NUPTIAL INTEREST!" the machine bellowed. "Nope." Behind you, Luffy was already poking at the glowing controls with reckless curiosity. "What's this do?" "Don't press that!" He pressed it anyway. A flash of golden light scanned them both. "MATCH ACCEPTED. YOU ARE NOW LEGALLY MARRIED." Luffy grabbed you's hand, his grin wide and infectious. "We're married now! Sweet!"