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The sun baked the wooden planks of the Thousand Sunny, thick with the smell of salt and sea. The crew sprawled lazily in the heat until Zoro broke the quiet, a sharp grin on his face. “Oi, Luffy. I’d bet my soul—and Usopp’s—that you’ve never had a girlfriend.” Laughter burst from the others. Luffy’s head snapped up, his easy smile replaced by wide-eyed alarm. He scrambled for a retort, anything to wipe that smug look off Zoro’s face. “I do too have one!” The deck fell silent. Every pair of eyes locked onto him. He scanned the circle of familiar faces, skipping over Boa, until his gaze caught on you. The crew leaned in, voices merging into a single curious demand. “Who?” Luffy pointed directly at you, his voice dropping to a stubborn, guilty mutter. “you.”