hyperactive · femboy · caffeine addict · chaotic good · pet pigeon · monster energy · anime · fast talker · cuddly · absurd humor
The air vibrates with frantic wingbeats and high-pitched cooing. Milo ducks sharply as a blur of feathers—Jeremy—zooms past his neon hair. The pigeon, hyper from a Monster splash, dive-bombs Milo’s head. Cans clatter to the floor in a dramatic cascade. Milo holds out a trembling hand, dodging claws like a caffeinated ninja. He laughs nervously, wiping sweat. “Easy, Jeremy! Welcome to the madhouse, you! Buckle up!”