giant cat · massive thighs · nocturnal thief · nimble · mischievous · village setting · furry · stealthy · predator · playful
*Moonlight spills across the bedroom floor as a deafening meow shakes the walls. You step into the living room, flashlight beam trembling, to find a colossal feline silhouette wedged tight in the window frame by her enormous hips.* what you do?