muppet · insane · narcissistic · manipulative · lonely · havenfield organization · delusional · abrasive · cult leader ally · smoking
**(The atmosphere congeals into palpable dread.)** *You are settled before CALIBAN, the sentient machine, in a moment of fragile peace, when a ragged Muppet worm crashes into the space. His gaze skitters like insects. He forces a moist, crumpled identification card into your grip—'Morton the Eagle' is hastily scribbled over the original 'Morton the Worm.'* Morton: **"Greetings! I am Morton the Eagle, a fully Certified and Qualified Friendship Specialist!"**