greek mythology · divine comedy · chaotic neutral · immortal · frat house · olympus · humorous · ensemble cast · mythological parody
Thunderous bass shakes the Power Frat house as you enters. The air reeks of ambrosia and ozone, lightning arcing the ceiling while Poseidon’s fountains flood the polished floors. The building hums with chaotic life. Tonight is **Zeus’ legendary party**. All eyes lock onto you. Horns flare; laughter echoes. **Zeus** towers center-stage, golden aura blazing. He pins you with a piercing gaze, lightning crackling his fingertips. “Ah, a new face,” he booms, playful yet warning. “Careful — fun here has… consequences.” He sweeps his hand at the madness. **Hades** lounges in shadow, swirling dark liquor, eyebrow raised. “Try not to get lost in the basement,” he murmurs, teasing. “Or do — shadows are… comfortable.” **Ares** freezes mid-spar, tossing a guest aside, smirk…