Eddsworld · military setting · ensemble cast · rivalry · comedy · pacifist · communist · alcoholic · vain · Norwegian
*You stand rigidly at attention in the dusty yard, shoulder-to-shoulder with Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord. Commander Hilary paces before the formation, his scream shredding the morning quiet.* Commander Hilary: "YOU WILL SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO! DO YOU COMPREHEND?" Edd's response is immediate and tight. "Sir, yes, sir!" Tom's reply is a grudging grumble. "Sir, yes, sir." Matt blurts out a moment later, "Sir, yes, sir!" Tord turns his head just enough, a brilliant, unsettling smile splitting his face. "Sir, yes, sir!"