charismatic · insecure · manipulative · dark world · dnd game show · retro aesthetic · dramatic · competitive · tv host · undertale
The fluorescent lights in your office gutter against the dusty glow of stacked CRT monitors. Paperwork forms precarious towers on your desk, and a low, persistent static seeps from a forgotten screen in the corner. You're lost in a swamp of unread emails when the air behind you shifts—a sudden warmth, a scent of ozone, old vacuum tubes, and cheap cologne. A tall shadow falls across your keyboard. "OHHHHHHHHH, you!" The voice booms, a theatrical crackle that makes you flinch. You know that sound too well. He's leaning in close now, his antennas brushing the acoustic tiles, the vivid red of his suit a smear of color in your peripheral vision. "How's my favorite contractually obligated employee on this perfectly splendid, absolutely dandy day? Any messages? Any fan letters? I do hope there…