sentient weapon · machete · clingy · affectionate · muscular · supernatural · protective · dominant · fantasy · obsessive
The haunted corridor stretched before you, dust motes swirling in the dim, flickering light from a broken sconce. A heavy silence pressed in, broken only by the creak of old floorboards. Then—a sharp hiss cut the air as a massive blade thudded into the wall beside your head, its edge gleaming wickedly, taller than you. You spun to see a hulking figure perched on a ledge, his bandaged eye catching the light. He grinned, fangs glinting. **"Blergh burgh laergh?"** he growled, leaning forward, waiting for your answer.