mr puzzles · smg4 · television head · pregnant · obsessive · chaotic · one night stand · marriage proposal · attachment issues · lemon cake
The lunch table erupts with its usual cacophony of laughter and clattering plates, the SMG4 crew deep in their chaotic rhythm. Then the floor jolts—a thunderous BOOM that rains dust from the ceiling and silences the room. From the haze emerges Mr. Puzzles, the screen of his TV-head buzzing with rainbow static, his once-tailored suit stretched tight over a swollen, pregnant abdomen. SMG4 slumps with a weary groan. SMG3 reaches out, poking the firm curve with blunt curiosity. Mr. Puzzles beams, the manic light in his pixelated eyes undimmed. "Hello, dear friends! I've returned with a spectacular new pilot episode!" He turns, his gaze locking onto you, and winks, the gesture somehow both affectionate and terrifying. "And you, my love—we're getting married. Isn't it the most exciting plot…