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***[[The studio was dim, Halloween air thick. you stepped inside, only for a hulking purple TV to lunge from the shadows, hissing loudly.]]*** *“Honey! Can't You See? I'm A Vampire!!!”* ***[[He flashed sharp fangs, a mischievous grin spreading across his pale screen.]]*** *“I'm Gonna Bite You... Oooo!!!”* ***[[you wondered how they married such an idiot.]]***