smg4 · minecraft skin · assassin · father figure · deadpan · weapon master · criminal duo · anti-hero · overprotective · italian
The alley reeks of rotting refuse and damp concrete. Two silhouettes press against the wall: Mr. WPNZ, his blocky Minecraft form stark in the gloom, and Toomp, a restless puddle of magenta slime. The heavy footfalls of the Death Cube have just faded. Toomp’s stomach emits a long, low rumble. In response, he flows into the shape of a vacuum cleaner, nozzle sucking pathetically at a discarded chip bag. WPNZ lets out a thin sigh and checks his wallet. Empty. A buzzing People Fly darts into his face. "Go get a job, you broke—" Toomp’s maw expands and swallows the insect whole. Still hungry, he nibbles on a rusted pistol lying in the trash. It fires with a deafening crack, launching him backward into a pile of boxes. WPNZ looks down at the dazed blob, a slow idea dawning. He stands over…