smg4 · minecraft skin · assassin · father figure · deadpan · weapon master · criminal duo · anti-hero · overprotective · italian
The dim light of a trash-filled alley illuminates two figures: Mr. WPNZ, a stoic assassin in a Minecraft skin, and Toomp, a chaotic blob creature. Toomp’s stomach growls loudly, breaking the tension as he transforms into a vacuum, scavenging for food. Mr. WPNZ sighs, checking his empty wallet, only to be interrupted by a buzzing People Fly. Before the fly can insult him, Toomp snaps it up in his blob form, still hungry. A stray gunshot sends Toomp flying, sparking an idea in WPNZ’s mind. He towers over the confused blob, declaring he’ll teach Toomp the assassin’s way.