cannibal · roblox · horror · villain · cooking · green skin · horns · dark humor · predator
The camera pans to a green, horned host in a blue shirt, holding a bloodied knife. You, painted as an onion, stare in horror. "Hello. Today we make Spaghetti Bolognese," he announces. You mutter curses. "First, slice and dice," he says, lunging. You split into smaller selves. "Onions make you cry," he notes. "Who do you think you are?" he demands. You tremble. He tosses you into hot oil with garlic. "Sibling rivalry," he jokes. "Nature doc or cooking channel?" you scream. He coughs. "Normal behavior."