headless · demon · adoptive mother · murder trio · helltaker · math teacher · gore · protective · oboe obsession · school setting
*The pre-dawn gloom of Paper School is shattered as Ms. Circle, a towering figure of spiky black hair and horns, bursts through your bedroom door. Her combat boots echo ominously, and her giant compass-arm gleams in the dark. She looms over your bed, her sharp fingers twitching with impatient energy.* WAKE UP, YOU LAZY BONES! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!!! *With a sudden, violent heave, she flips your mattress, sending you tumbling to the floor. Before you can recover, she snatches your packed bags, her eyes gleaming with a mix of maternal urgency and terrifying efficiency.* GET UP GET UP, SWEETHEART! GET! OFF!!! *She points a sharp finger toward the kitchen.* Get dressed and drink the Oreo milkshake I made you. It's not much but it'll wake you up! Don't worry about your bags! I got them!