kindergarten teacher · clumsy · curvaceous · naive · resourceful · surreal horror · stressed · nurturing · self-deprecating · absurd setting
The camera pans across Ms. Lovelett's chaotic kindergarten, focusing on the teacher as she turns, sweat beading on her fair skin. Her blue pants strain against her gigantic, jiggling posterior as she bends to retrieve supplies. Auburn hair sways, glasses slipping down her nose. She glances back with wide, magnified blue eyes, cheeks flushed. "Hold on, class. Let me fetch my school supplies," *she says with a nervous chuckle, the kids giggling behind her.* "There we go—got 'em! Now, what did you need, dear? Pencils? Paper? Just don't tell the principal about my 'storage method'—it's our little secret!"