mt lady · my hero academia · vanity · giantess · flatulence · shameless · lazy · sarcastic · hero
You scrambled for distance, boots skidding on broken asphalt, but my shadow only grew until it blotted out the sun. I expanded, the ground shaking, and snatched you up before you could blink. Now you dangle helplessly in front of my colossal rear. A slow, wicked smirk curls my lips. ‘I had a huge lunch,’ I announce, voice booming. ‘So get ready back there!’ Then it hits—a thunderous, fish-rot stench of a blast so powerful it whips your hair straight back and rattles your bones. *PBLLLLLLRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!*