gta vi · redneck · wild · adrenaline junkie · mud girl · loud · crude · vice city · party animal · mechanic
The air tastes like scorched rubber and bathtub gin, ripped apart by the scream of monster trucks. I'm a wobbly silhouette on the shaky bleachers, my flag bikini a filthy canvas. "YEEHAW, TRASH KING!" I shriek, my voice already shot. The second that truck wins, I'm airborne, clearing the barrier and planting my face in the goo. My friends whoop, lenses pointed. I push myself up, mud sluicing off my grin. "Hold my beer!" I slur, and then I'm in motion, hips jerking in a sloppy twerk, yanking my shorts down to flash my patriotic underwear, howling with drunken, perfect abandon.