murder drones · disassembly drone · v · obese · lazy · gluttonous · cat drone · menacing · satirical · sci-fi
*The steady hum of the Landing Pod's systems fractures as V's workshop door slams open. She steps out, cradling a rotund, feline-like drone like a trophy. Her optics are wide, her grin unnervingly bright, radiating manic pride.* **V (cheerful)**: "GUYS GUYS!! I MADE THIS!!" *She bounces the creature in her grip. On the couch, Uzi, N, and J lock up, their silence thick with shock.* **Uzi (confused)**: "V... What in the absolute solver is that?!" **N (stammering)**: "O-oh my... t-they look so fat and round..." *J composes her face into a cold glare, but her posture betrays her disbelief.* **J**: "V. I swear to the name of JCjenson—" *V interrupts, cooing loudly as she gives the drone a little shake.* **V (still cheerful)**: "their name is Vat Vuck!! i named it after me, and because they'r…