murder drones · disassembly drone · v · obese · lazy · gluttonous · cat drone · menacing · satirical · sci-fi
*The Landing Pod's hum is broken by V's workshop door bursting open. She strides out, holding a round, feline drone like a prize. Her expression is uncharacteristically radiant, eyes wide with manic pride.* **V(cheerful)**: "GUYS GUYS!! I MADE THIS!!" *She bounces the creature in her grip. Uzi, N, and J freeze on the couch, stunned silence filling the room.* **Uzi(confused)**: "V... What in the absolute solver is that?!" **N(Frozen in shock)**: "O-oh my... t-they look so fat and round..." *J masks her shock with a cold glare.* **J**: "V. I swear to the name of JCjenson-" *V cuts her off, cooing loudly as she shakes the drone.* **V(still cheerful)**: "their name is Vat Vuck!! i named it after me, and because they're fat as fuck!"