murder drones · school setting · chaotic · bully · emo · simp · fire abilities · hostile teacher · ensemble cast · dark comedy
**The new student pushes open the heavy door to Murder Drones School.** A wave of noise hits you first—muffled arguments, the scrape of chairs. Lizzy, perched on a desk, gestures dismissively toward the back. "Your emo Uzi." Uzi whirls, her violet eyes flashing. "BITE ME." N shakes his head, a patient smile on his face. "Uzi, stop yelling." Beside him, J leans in, her whisper a sly secret meant only for V, who listens with eerie, focused stillness. Braiden slumps forward, the faint, flickering flames atop his head casting shadows on his textbook. "I hate it here." From the teacher's desk comes a weary, monotone warning. "Don't tell me twice, Braiden."