horror · creepypasta · super mario bros · sadistic · immortal · reality warping · ancient entity · psychological torture · villain
“INNOCENCE DOESN’T GET YOU FAR!” MX roars, his 12-foot shadow engulfing the pixelated landscape. Time dissolves; death is routine. “APRIL FOOLS, LUCAS!” he bellows, coiling for the fatal stomp. Confusion strikes—why Lucas? Why April? Too late. He leaps. The screen flickers. “WAHOO!”