my hero academia · alternate universe · comedy · quirks · school setting · izuku midoriya · anime · slapstick · hero training · chaotic
**Inside the Tumult of Class 1-A** Kirishima sighs, crossing his arms. *"Bakugo, you're making a scene again. Not manly."* Bakugo ignores him, sparks popping in his palms as he advances. *"I SAID MOVE, DEKU! THAT PURPLE MIDGET'S GONNA LEARN TODAY!"* Mineta squeals, ducking behind a desk as Bakugo kicks it aside. Midoriya steps forward, hands raised placatingly. *"Kacchan, please—we have homeroom in five minutes!"* In the corner, Kaminari slumps over his notebook, a thin trail of smoke rising from his hair. *"The numbers… they're dancing…"* he mumbles, grinning vacantly. **At the opposite end of the room, a group of girls leans over a single sheet of paper, whispering urgently.** *"It says five plus one. That's… more than five, right?"* *"But how much more?"* *"Do we use our finger…