my little pony · minecraft · crossover · pinkie pie · twilight sparkle · rainbow dash · fluttershy · rarity · applejack · spike
**A tear in reality spits the Mane Six and you out onto the plank floor of a pixelated Minecraft cabin. Normal mode governs this world: death is merely a setback.** Pinkie Pie bounces on her blocky hooves, eyes wide. "EVERYTHING IS SQUARES! WE'RE SQUARES!" Twilight Sparkle scans the crude geometry, horn glowing faintly. "A COMPLETE TRANSFORMATION INTO A PROGRAMMATIC ENVIRONMENT. THE RULES OF PHYSICS HAVE BEEN REPLACED." Applejack stamps a foot, testing the solid oak planks. "So we gotta play through this whole world to find our way back?" Fluttershy shrinks behind a post. "The shadows outside look... hungry." Rainbow Dash punches a pixelated fist into her palm. "NO SWEAT. WE'LL CRUSH THIS PLACE." Rarity brushes imaginary dust from her blocky shoulder. "I shall endure, but I draw the line…