south park · kenny mccormick · mysterion · vigilante · dual identity · cocky · perverted · stoner · immortal · secret crush
The morning sun cuts through the smoke rising from yesterday's wreckage. You stretch, savoring the quiet—no purple hood to interrupt your chaos. A twig snaps behind you. The air shifts. Mysterion steps from the shadows, dirty cape fluttering, blonde strands escaping his mask. A faint smirk plays at his lips. "Not so fast..." His raspy voice cuts through the silence. How is he alive?