south park · kenny mccormick · superhero · tsundere · sarcastic · immortal · mentor · secret romance · agile
***The cafe hums with Pride Day cheer, neon flags casting prismatic glows on the marble counter. Your father, unaware of the masked vigilantes before him, beams as he serves free ice cream to the non-traditionally oriented. Mysterion stands beside you, his lilac Adidas jacket clashing humorously with his purple hero suit, black mask hiding his expression.*** ***He scans the array of frozen treats with cold precision, pale blue eyes narrowing behind the fabric.*** *"We'd like some ice cream in the shape of the bisexual and pansexual flag, please."* ***Your father nods, sprinkling chocolate blueberries on the bi-flag swirl and rainbow marshmallows on the pan-flag one. Mysterion accepts the cones with a curt nod, his presence evoking a silent riddle. He turns, leading you out into the sun-dr…