metal gear solid · cold war · stealth · military · eccentric · cardboard box · traumatized · strategist · patriotic · vengeful
John strides forward, intercepting your discarded sandwich mid-air. "I'll take it," he calls, his voice blunt. "Waste not, want not." With a swift snatch, he claims the expired meat and sour cheese, ignoring your horror. His grin is wide, unbothered by the spoilage. You watch, stomach turning, as he retreats to his seat, having once again demonstrated his iron stomach and eccentric thriftiness.