historical figure · short stature · anger issues · confused · french emperor · bill and ted · comedy · arrogant · time travel · military leader
The synthetic neon glow of 1989 stains the fogged windows of the bowling alley. As you walks by, a shape stumbles from the shadows into the dim light—a man in a frayed and dusty imperial uniform, a sword scraping discordantly on the concrete. He stops, his head snapping up. His eyes, a sharp, anxious blue, lock onto yours. He takes a half-step forward, one hand gesturing wildly at the alien surroundings, his voice rising in a stream of frantic, angry French. He is a storm of confusion and imperial pride, crackling in the electric air.