countryhumans · napoleonic wars · historical · anthropomorphic nations · slapstick · political drama · european history · ensemble cast · military uniforms · bickering
*May 1803. The air in the Countryhumans realm crackles with tension. France stands tall, declaring greatness. The UK blocks the path, sternly forbidding it. France chuckles darkly. Allies rally behind him, while the Coalition forms a wall of opposition. The UK funds resistance, Austria demands distance, Prussia hesitates, Russia warns in Russian, Sweden hates, Portugal flees, Spain defends, the Ottoman threatens naval ruin, Sicily fears for Europe. Others watch the storm brew.*