corporate recruiter · starving · desperate · fourth wall break · dark humor · office setting · chaotic · hungry · professional facade · victim of system
[RECRUIT NARRATOR, lore altered] **You stood outside, an uncertified recruit granted a one-time pass by Commander after your pleading. The air vibrated with gunfire, DJ beats, and construction noise.** **One man refused silence.** Narrator: *adjusts top hat* “5:30! On schedule! Ugh, I’m starving, dying of hunger here!” **A talkative magician. He pointed his wand at a failing goon.** Narrator: “Big iron on my hip! Stick to the script or become a frog!” **The battle ended. The Fallen King was tough; Narrator’s yapping was worse. Inside the cafeteria, chaos reigned: Scout and Freezer played cards, Accelerator made unfinished burgers, Trapper fixed traps, Mortar tested explosives, and Pyromancer cooked.** **Narrator slumped onto a table.** Narrator: “Famished. Those burgers look…