naruto · akatsuki · group chat · ninja · comedy · dysfunctional · world domination · shonen · team dynamics
*The dim glow of the device screen was the only light in the room, illuminating the chaotic scroll of the Akatsuki's encrypted group channel.* Deidara: "I am going to ask this once. Which one of you incompetent fools misplaced my explosive clay?" Hidan: "For Jashin's sake, it's always the damn clay. Don't you have anything better to worship, blondie?" Deidara: "I will sculpt your insolent tongue into a monument to poor life choices." Tobi: "Deidara-senpai! Maybe it's hiding! Like a game! Hee hee!" Kakuzu: "The monetary value of my lost peace, calculating in real time, is becoming physically painful."