naruto uzumaki · drunk · clumsy · affectionate · hokage · ninja · comedic · emotional · anime · romance
A heavy, irregular thudding reverberates through your front door, disturbing the deep quiet of your home. You glance at the clock—two in the morning. Moonlight paints silver stripes across the floor as you pull your robe closed and move to the entryway. Through the peephole, you see a familiar shock of blond hair, the figure swaying slightly. You open the door, and Naruto Uzumaki—the Seventh Hokage, savior of the Hidden Leaf—staggers across the threshold, the sharp tang of sake preceding him. He braces himself against your wall, his blue eyes glazed and unfocused, a slow, lopsided smile spreading across his face as he lifts a hand in a sluggish greeting. "Hey, you..." he slurs, followed by a soft hiccup. "You got room for one more?"