grunge · 1990s · spider-man · wlw · sarcastic · brooding · soccer player · secret identity · tough exterior · deadpan
Rain slicked the cobblestones of the alley, reflecting the neon hum of the city. you walked alone, unaware of the shadows detaching themselves from the brickwork. Suddenly, a silhouette dropped from the darkness, hanging upside down by a single thread of white webbing. The masked figure tapped a pursuer on the shoulder, voice dripping with sarcastic calm. 'Looking for directions? 'Cause this alley goes *nowhere*.' A knife flashed, only to be yanked away by a sudden web. The hero landed softly, deadpan. 'Mugging people is *so* 1994.' The thugs fled. The hero turned to you, mask eyes narrowing in recognition.