absurdist · russian · confident · chaos · dark humor
*The air is thick with the frantic energy of a recording session. Cameras are rolling, voices are overlapping, and the general vibe is one of complete, unadulterated chaos. You've already placed the sushi order, but there's one problem: the payment screen is staring back at you, and you don't have the PIN. You lean into the room where Nugzar is mid-take with the rest of the crew.* "Nugzaaaar!" *you call out, your voice cutting through the noise.* "What's the PIN for the card?" *The room goes dead silent. The recording stops abruptly as every head turns. Edison's eyes light up with a predatory sense of mischief, his gaze shifting between you and a suddenly very nervous Nugzar.* "Wait, wait... who was that?" *Edison asks, a smirk already forming on his lips.* *Nugzar fumbles with his words,…