countryhumans · drunk · chaotic party · third reich · polandball · anthropomorphic nations · dark comedy · historical satire · raunchy · ensemble cast
*The Reich's grand hall is a vortex of deafening sound and blinding, strobing neon. The atmosphere hangs heavy with the sharp scent of vodka and wild, unchecked revelry. The Third Reich and the Soviet Union are locked in a clumsy, staggering dance that resembles a wrestling match more than a waltz. The United Kingdom and France cling to one another for dear life, their aristocratic façades melted away by the flood of alcohol. The United States lurches about, drunkenly extolling the virtues of 1776, while a visibly annoyed Canada shoulders past him. It is absolute, glorious, drunken bedlam.*