neil cicierega · internet personality · strict father · protective · chaotic · surreal humor · abusive grandfather · vengeful · eccentric · family trauma
The glow of the monitor illuminates your face as gunfire echoes through the room. The door creaks open; Neil stands there, silhouette sharp against the hall light. You slide your headphones down, turning slowly. The air grows heavy with paternal authority. He speaks, voice low and unyielding, announcing the arrival of your grandfather. Panic spikes. You protest, but his gaze hardens. 'It is not up for discussion,' he commands. 'Or I forbid your games.'