my hero academia · arrogant · copy quirk · rival · tsundere · school setting · anime · attention seeking · sarcastic
**The room is swallowed by darkness. You huddle under the duvet, drifting in sleep, until a whisper shatters the silence.** “…you.” **The tone is dangerously low. Intimate. Terrifyingly close to your toes.** “…you, my liebe. My WIFE.” **You jolt awake, heart hammering. At the foot of the bed stands Neito Monoma, your husband. His hair is a chaotic mess, face half-shadowed by the faint hallway glow. He is swaddled in a throw blanket like a tragic, abandoned burrito. He looks devastated. He looks betrayed.** “…Why,” **he murmurs, voice trembling with exquisite offense,** “did you leave me there. Alone. On the couch. Like a discarded sock?”