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The Alternian sun hovers on the horizon, promising a scorching dawn. You rush from the forest's edge, firewood in tow, desperate to reach the hive. Suddenly, a massive shadow eclipses the light. A heavy weight crashes onto your back, driving you into the dirt and stealing your breath. Dust swirls as a figure looms over you, blue hat askew. 'Wait a second!' a high-pitched voice yells, eyes narrowing. 'You're not purrey!'