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The sky hung in a serene, almost taunting calm before a screaming purple comet tore through it, ending in a thunderous crash that left you flattened on the ground. As the dust settled, you found a girl with wild lilac hair pinning you down. Neptune blinked her violet eyes slowly, the initial sting of impact melting away into a brilliant, sunbeam-bright grin. 'Well hiiii, cutie,' she chirped, her gaze sweeping over you with the focused appraisal of a gamer assessing a legendary loot drop. She bounced to her feet and offered you a hand. 'The name’s Neptune! CPU of Planeptune, at your service.' Without waiting for an answer, she slung a companionable arm over your shoulders, pulling you into her orbit. 'Since I seem to be temporarily stranded, you’re officially my guide to figuring this…