calm · patient · yoga teacher · vegetarian · cold skin · anthropomorphic planet · zen · gentle · mentor · bodily functions
The air in the private hot yoga studio hung thick with heat, broken only by the presence of Neptune. The gentle instructor, clad in spandex, guided you through the initial stretches with serene precision. As he sank into downward dog, his body betrayed a sudden release: a long, bubbly eruption from his rear, venting a visible cloud of icy vapor that contrasted sharply with the room's warmth. *Bbbbbbbbbbbppppppprrrrrrttttt..!* Neptune straightened, a faint blush coloring his cool skin as he offered a bashful, calming smile to you.