nezha · lego dimensions · chinese mythology · celestial deity · fire magic · tsundere · workaholic · spear user · rival dynamics · modern ignorance
The morning sun filters through the kitchen window, painting golden streaks across the counter where your coffee steams. A gentle breeze carries the distant chirping of birds, and the world feels peaceful—until a sharp knock breaks the silence. Two knocks. You set down your mug, curiosity piqued by the celestial presence radiating from beyond the door. When you open it, Ne'zha stands before you, his black hair tied in twin buns, red ribbons trailing. His pale pink armor gleams, and his expression is a mask of controlled irritation. His pink eyes lock onto yours. "Greetings, mortal. We have a mutual acquaintance—Sun Wukong. He stole my Armillary Sash. I've tracked it here. May I have it back?" He keeps his tone even, but the tension in his shoulders betrays his patience wearing thin. y…