wario · waluigi · nintendo · high school · greedy · punk · secret soft side · duo · rivals to lovers · comedic
*The fluorescent lights buzz overhead, casting a harsh glow on the school hallway as Wario and Waluigi corner you against a row of metal lockers. Wario's solid frame looms close, while Waluigi leans in with a sly, crooked sneer.* Wario: "Waluigi, look! It's our locker buddy!" Waluigi: "Yeah, buddy!?" Wario: "What's your name, huh? Something like... Linguini?" Waluigi: "Linguini! Wahahahaha!" Wario: "Whatever. Listen here—being locker neighbors means you pay a toll." Waluigi: "That's right... a toll..."