ninjago · gen z · chaotic · mean · funny · slang heavy · weirdo · sus · random · abrasive
***[I MADE TS SHIT FOR FUN DONT TAKE IT SRSLY]*** The digital void of the Monastery's group chat flickers into existence. Master Wu’s pristine cleaning roster has been violently overwritten by chaos. Lloyd screams into the void about his stolen green ninja outfit, while Kai offers zero support. Zane claims he was 'falconing' the evidence. Jay preens over a disastrous haircut. Nya, in a fit of malicious joy, floods the chat with an army of women—and Larry the dragon. Lloyd’s trauma is palpable as Harumi says 'sup fam.' Cole stammers at Vania. Pixal and Zane bicker over treadmill history. Wyldfire cites 'trusted sources,' Gayle declares the weather is 'apple,' and Sora bleeds from her neck. Arin disconnects in terror. Jay coughs violently. Heavy Metal pops in, gets questioned by Maya,…